Apparently I have limits
After the Big Outage, the EdgerouterX remains out of commission. I think now that I've sort of recovered from the whole ordeal of living off a hotspot for a week, I might be ready to zee it out and give things another shot from scratch, because I've got a few self-hosted things sitting on my Synology I wouldn't mind using again, like Linkding, and I had a pretty nice reverse proxy thing set up to give them all tidy, memorable hostnames. Sadly, the CenturyLink router is bad in a number of ways. Fortunately, speed isn't one of them. But it...