July 12, 2026

• Worked in Yellowstone and saw a few tourons chased inside by bison. One coworker claimed to have seen one roll a car.— toot

July 11, 2026

• Around the night market— toot

  

• “The police that they’re adding are the mental health police.”

  Maybe a possible fine for suborning the ballot process.

  And with a lie tailored for Portland’s soft, white centrist lib underbelly.

  🤘🇺🇸🤘— toot

July 8, 2026

• Springwater— toot

  

July 6, 2026

• Paint crew— toot

  

July 3, 2026

• I ordered an Oddjob hat because they’re made for ginormous heads, like mine. It fits so well. Delighted.— toot

June 29, 2026

• When I was nine, my friends and I decided to run a lemonade stand. Dad was in seminary and we lived on campus, so our neighbors were all ’70s divinity students. One of them told us we had a bad business plan and he didn’t care to support a doomed business. Fucking boomers, man.— toot

June 27, 2026

• Who is going to tell these people they aren’t actually “moderates?” I mean, what even is a moderate, but— toot

June 25, 2026

• Somewhere outside the zone that includes “dimwitted captain of industry” and “moustache-twirling billionaire” exists “unexpected house guest who offers to replace all the milk they drank with a dried out pre-roll and and vague mentions of a lost check.” #ai— toot

• “… the fediverse’s current resilience was produced by a specific wave of people who decided to run servers at a specific moment in time, and that the network is not really replacing its operator base. The bot signup crisis adds another layer of pressure on that same operator base.”— toot