downtown

bye and bye

Portland’s popcorn manufacturers unexpected beneficiaries of charter reform

“Well, he’s your daddy, not mine,” Morillo responded in reference to [Mayor] Wilson.

“I got a daddy,” Smith fired back.

www.koin.com/news/portland/heated-meeting-features-portland-councilors-arguing-over-whether-or-not-mayor-wilson-is-their-daddy/

That bittersweet moment where you tell your 22-year-old child about a professional accomplishment or personal achievement, then realize their admiration also includes a very minor adjustment to their deeply held belief that you’ve always been an idiot.

Worked in Yellowstone and saw a few tourons chased inside by bison. One coworker claimed to have seen one roll a car.

Around the night market

“The police that they’re adding are the mental health police.”

Maybe a possible fine for suborning the ballot process.

And with a lie tailored for Portland’s soft, white centrist lib underbelly.

🤘🇺🇸🤘

Springwater

Paint crew

I ordered an Oddjob hat because they’re made for ginormous heads, like mine. It fits so well. Delighted.